3 Rules for Raising Future Soccer Stars

1. Do not change your future star’s diaper before or during halftime. Every one knows this is when you get drinks and go pee. Usually the 60th minute or right before the most important moment of the game will work best (the second part is especially true if at a game versus watching on tv

2. If changing aforementioned diaper at home make sure your future star can see the tv. This will make things much easier.

3. If rule 1 or 2 are not followed do NOT try to distract your future star with a golf ball. This will likely result in undue pain and suffering of your forehead.

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~ by Dy-Anne! on 7 March 2012.

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